brain stops working sometimes, induces malfunctioning body.

the strangest thing just happened to me.

i was eating eggs on toast at quarter to midnight when i turned to thom and asked:

"can i have beast?"

(but thom didn't hear me)

i MEANT to say "can I have orange juice?"

i immediately burst into laughter, and was trying to explain to thom WHY i was laughing so hard. he was laughing too, because he didn't know what the hell was going on. tears were streaming down my face, and then a sudden bout of extreme hiccups started. and, because a piece of toast was still in my mouth, i was trying to swallow it between hiccups and laughter. i of course, started choking, but managed to get it down, when i started burping after each hiccup. I COULD'NT HELP IT. finally i managed to calm myself down and ask, correctly, for a glass of juice.

thom must think i'm the craziest freak alive. next time i'm just going to not be so lazy and get my own juice.